Showing posts with label Madea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madea. Show all posts

Monday, October 18, 2010

Uhh Did They Just Say ...

Have you ever been at the club trying to have a good time and that other species won't leave you alone.
Well here are some of those pick up don't ! Just leave these lines right here on this page  because they will get you know where.
Lmao



-Damn, girl you look like a million Bucks
** This line has been heard a million times
-Whats your favorite island ?
** Come on your broke ass , is looking up at me in VIP , you can't  buy No Island Lol
Whats your sign
**ladies men can care less about zodiac compatibility so why ask
-I want to "f " The shit out you
** If your looking for only that , by a means go ahead. But if your looking for a relationship bad move

*****)Other Just Corny lines ******
"In The words Of Madea  Just stUpid"
-Did it Hurt, When You fell from Heaven
-Does Your feet hurt, because you been running through my mind all night
-Are You a Genie , because my dreams just came true
-Where u talking to me, Oh no, Well please start
-Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
-I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
-You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
-I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
-You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
-Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
-I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.